Uncensored V Quotes

「投資者係攞緊啲錢嚟做投票㗎，唔係攞把口嚟投票」

Investors vote with their money, not with their mouths.

「大家唔好諗住美國好撚勁」

Don't go thinking America's so fucking almighty.

「而家成個市場識睇嘅人會睇啲咩？睇個油價，唔係睇啲乜撚嘢呀——個油價係完全冇得呃大家㗎」

What do people who actually know how to read this market watch? Oil — not some fucking whatever. Oil prices can't fool anyone.

「個油價係完全百分百係冇得呃大家㗎」

Oil prices are one hundred percent impossible to fake.

「港股同埋 A 股……係一個叫做植物人嘅市場」

Hong Kong stocks and A-shares… it's what you'd call a vegetative-state market.

「就等於你行入一個地下賭檔」

It's like walking into an underground gambling den.

「個市場根本都係唔會畀面你」

The market just isn't going to do you any favours.

「大家啲錢好老實嘅，咁咪喺度投緊票啦」

Money is honest — it's out there casting its vote.

「用尿救火，嘥撚氣」

Pissing on a fire — a fucking waste of breath.

「超人都有好多款啦，有啲好撚打得，有啲唔撚打得」

There are all kinds of superheroes — some can fucking fight, some fucking can't.

「隻金係畀人攞咗嚟撳機……而唔係講緊佢唔撚得」

Gold's being used as an ATM… it's not that gold's fucking broken.

「我一係唔做，我要做……我一定係撈貨」

Either I sit it out, or if I trade… I'm buying the dip.

「唔得嘅嗰啲公司全部撚踢撚走曬，咁就留返啲得囉」

Kick every fucking loser company out, and what's left are the winners.

「你叫佢撳返個債息返去三厘……個油價撳返落五十蚊，做唔到嘛」

Tell them to push yields back to 3%… push oil back down to 50 bucks — they can't.

「個世界唔撚同咗㗎啦」

The world's fucking changed, OK?

「呢本書已經燒撚咗」

That book's been fucking burned.

「口講口賠嘅人唔好信，信嘅就係佢正式落實嘅嗰份 contract」

Don't trust people who just run their mouths — trust the contract they actually sign.

「啲錢係攞撚咗對腳嚟投票㗎嘛」

Money fucking votes with its feet.

「呢個世界最撚難做嘅，係短炒」

The hardest fucking thing in the world is short-term trading.

「咁你驚嘅話呢，就唔係撚投資啦」

If you're that scared, then it's not fucking investing.

「公司唔撚係睇張膠圖去買㗎」

You don't fucking buy a company off some crappy chart.

「唔好去逆勢，你逆勢好撚辛苦」

Don't fight the trend — fighting it is fucking brutal.

「個市唔撚係沽㗎，係揾機會揸貨」

This market isn't for fucking shorting — it's for finding chances to load up.

「順應返市場啲錢投票，因為投資市場永遠唔會錯嘅」

Go with how the money votes — the market is never wrong.

「投資唔係要做撚到你自己瞓唔著覺」

Investing isn't supposed to keep you fucking awake at night.

「傳統嘅嗰本教科書，已經係講緊開始燒咗」

That traditional textbook is already starting to burn.

「AI 並非所有公司都升㗎，呢排有啲人跌撚到撲街嘅，大家唔好搞錯」

Not every AI company goes up — lately some of them have fucking crashed and burned. Don't get it wrong.

「你冇信心嘅，其實好撚大鑊㗎——信心危機」

Once confidence is gone, it's a fucking disaster — a crisis of confidence.

「對唔住，呢本教科書已經燒得乾」

Sorry, this textbook has burned to ashes.

「黃金你可以遲啲買，油你遲咗就買唔到」

You can buy gold later. Leave oil too late and you can't buy it at all.

「我係好直接嘅，我唔鍾意嗰啲好撚假嘅」

I'm very direct. I can't stand the fucking fake stuff.

「用緊啲舊有嘅方法思維去玩嘅話呢，對唔撚住喇」

If you're still playing with the old mindset — sorry, you're fucked.

「就算你美元再強都好啦，一個資產佢有人搶嘅話呢，佢最尾都係會翻上去㗎」

However strong the dollar gets, if an asset has people fighting over it, it'll go back up in the end.

「我成日都講過，投資唔撚使撚多功課」

I always say it: investing doesn't need a fucking load of homework.

「加價容易，減價難」

Prices go up easy, come down hard.

「央行買金係似笨有精」

Central banks buying gold look dumb — but they're smart.

「一個成熟投資者呢，係會好撚冷靜，就算佢跌 400 蚊都好啦」

A mature investor stays fucking calm — even if it drops 400 bucks.

「美股我一路都講係冇問題嘅，大家唔好諗住隻美股好似撲街咗、死啦喎」

I've always said US stocks are fine — don't go thinking they're screwed and dead.

「投資係要清楚你輸到幾多錢，唔係一嚟就諗我入場要賺幾撚多」

Investing means knowing how much you can lose — not walking in thinking how fucking much you'll make.

「唔好諗住今晚炒得好開心喎，碌咗銀行二百萬喎——對唔撚住啦，你今日碌咗，佢有權聽日就……」

Don't think you're having a great night flipping phones after swiping 2 million on the bank's cards — sorry, fuck that. You swipe today, they have every right tomorrow to…

「你講呢啲嘢其實冇用，令到大家好撚驚——咁大家驚撚完，咁點呀？」

Saying that stuff is useless — it just scares the fuck out of everyone. And once they're done being scared shitless, then what?

「大家聽我節目都知，我唔係要喺個節目度製造恐慌，令到大家好撚驚，而係同大家去理性」

If you listen to my show you know — I'm not here to create panic and scare the fuck out of you; I'm here to be rational with you.

「美國政府借緊啲錢，借緊邊個錢呀？其實就等同於借緊我哋呢一班窮撚嘅錢」

Whose money is the US government borrowing? It's basically borrowing from us broke-ass bastards.

「屌！點解啲人咁有錢又俾人呃呢？都係認知問題咋嘛，同埋人性嘅弱點」

Fuck! How do people this rich still get scammed? It's all about understanding — and human weakness.

「好多人揾錢叻過我嘅，我好撚差嘅咋，唔係咁撚勁㗎」

Plenty of people make money better than me — I'm fucking crap, not that fucking great.

「摸頂信號出哂嚟，你身邊啲唔撚投資嘅人都想去入市呢，你就真係要好撚小心」

When the topping signals are all out and people around you who never fucking invest want in — that's when you need to be fucking careful.

「美股嗰啲公司全部都係玩緊專利性霸權……人哋就算係瞓撚咗喺度，日日都收錢嘅」

Those US companies are all playing patent hegemony… they rake in money every day even while they're fucking asleep.

「個投資市場呢，你越係擺好撚多心機，你輸得仲撚慘」

In this market, the more fucking effort you pour in, the more fucking brutally you lose.

「我係笑唔撚出嘅，我哋都只不過係一個好撚普通返工、放工嘅人」

I can't fucking laugh at this — we're just fucking ordinary people clocking in and out.

「真相就話俾我哋知，普通人要翻第一步唔係要贏，係要首先唔好鳩輸撚咗」

The truth is: for ordinary people, step one isn't winning — it's not fucking losing it all like an idiot.

「美國都唔係例外嘅，佢只係跑喺最前面嘅，因為債係全球市場定價嘅一哥」

The US is no exception — it's just running out in front, because its debt is the number-one benchmark for global pricing.

「每一年我哋所有人嘅錢，亦都係會不停咁樣去貶值」

Every year, everyone's money keeps losing value — non-stop.

「唔好做嘢做到你連你自己生活都冇撚曬呀，揾錢揾到好啦，冇去 enjoy 過你嘅生活」

Don't work so hard you've got no fucking life left — making money is great, but you never got to enjoy your life.

「而家個世界係好撚殘忍」

The world right now is fucking brutal.

「全世界係咁樣印呀嘛，佢哋印撚到唔撚收手，最尾咪將所有嘢嘅價錢都夾到高曬咯」

The whole world keeps printing — they print and don't fucking stop, and in the end every price gets squeezed sky-high.

「我哋買美股，你用一個好撚人性化嘅消費者角度，你就會玩得好過好撚多人」

Buying US stocks — look at it from a fucking human, consumer angle and you'll do better than a fuckload of people.

「個油價加咗上去呢，係好撚難減翻落嚟㗎嘛」

Once oil prices go up, it's fucking hard to bring them back down.

「（歐洲）屌你美國都唔減息，我做乜撚嘢跟住你減，痴線」

(Europe's view:) Fuck, the US isn't even cutting — why the fuck would I cut after you? Crazy.

「你投資唔係要玩撚到去瞓唔著」

Investing isn't about playing it so fucking hard you can't sleep.

「唔好諗住日日任何時間都食哂啲嘢㗎，呢個世界冇咁撚容易賺嘅」

Don't think you can eat every move at any time of day — money isn't that fucking easy to make.

「你亦都要了解埋佢嗰個國家啲人嘅投資啦——嘩，個撚個都開到 500 percent 嘅槓桿」

You also need to understand how people in that country invest — wow, every fucking one of them runs 500% leverage.

「屌，跌咗兩成我頂唔順、頂唔順——咁就真係完全唔適合投資嘅」

'Fuck, it's down 20%, I can't take it, I can't take it' — then you're just not cut out for investing.

「韓國嗰班係上埋天台嘅，大家已經知道個投資場並唔係大家平時諗咁撚容易嘅」

That crowd in Korea ended up on the rooftop — by now everyone knows investing isn't as fucking easy as people think.

「佢講嚟緊我哋目標係 2% 通脹——我心諗，屌你話要 2 個 percent，唔好玩啦」

They say the target is 2% inflation — and I'm thinking, fuck, 2 percent? Stop joking.

「投資又想揾錢，但係問題就係，自己又唔撚做功課喎」

Wants to make money investing — but the problem is, won't do any fucking homework.

「吹到你唔識嘅話，覺得好勁，但係喺我哋心目中一聽——屌你老味，唔好玩啦」

They hype it so if you don't know better it sounds amazing — but to us, one listen and it's: fuck off, stop joking.

「點解個美股咁強呀？最主要嘅問題就係全世界最賺錢嘅公司全部都係美國」

Why are US stocks so strong? Because the most profitable companies in the world are all American.

「FIFA 呢個機構亦都係抽水抽得好撚誇張嘅」

FIFA as an organisation skims off a fucking ridiculous cut too.

「最重要係「唔加息」呢三個字，已經令到啲錢係會癲㗎」

Just those three words — 'no rate hike' — are enough to make the money go crazy.

「中產縮水唔單止香港，係全世界都發生緊同一樣嘅嘢」

The middle class shrinking isn't just Hong Kong — the same thing is happening all over the world.